Thinking of staying in the Indaba Hotel in Johannesburg? Pay heed to Trip Advisor user AJ80Australia’s NIGHTMARISH stay: they said that they were fully booked, but the the manager sorted it out…

“We waited almost 50 mins to speak with the manager, a young girl, who then upgraded us and gave us complimentary bottle of champagne for the mix up which they made. I disliked my stay at this hotel A LOT. The buffet breakfast was really nice but I pretty much had to go and get my own tea and coffee because the waiters ignored us.”

It sounds like a bloody nightmare, what with the free champagne, the really nice breakfast and being able to help yourself to coffee whenever you damn well please.

It got worse for AJ80Australia though. They go on to describe the Mangwanani Spa as ‘fantastic’ before slapping a 1/5 rating on the place.