Inside Barometer World, you will find ‘a veritable world of barometers’. If you’d found a Bengal tiger reading the news, you’d be a bit surprised, but, I dare say, a bit more impressed.
But no matter. If you’re one of the eight people in the world for whom barometers are more than just a sixth choice way of deducing what the weather’s going to be like, this is the place for you. All your barometry needs will be catered for, except for those which mark you out as a sexual deviant of the highest order. Barometer World is a wholesome place. Keep your filth to yourself.
I’ll be honest. I like barometers.